with up to 16 people…
Finally! The day
My friend circle can discuss
That snap of my lunch!
Regarding Tinder’s new app for Apple TV…
Up on the big screen:
Dating! A party affair?
Friends help choose your swipes.
Regarding OpenAI’s Universe, measuring and training AI agents’ intelligence through games…
Digital playground;
Programs learning, playing games.
Robophobia….
Regarding Facebook’s announcement of Workplace, their collaboration app to compete with Slack, Microsoft Teams…
My boss just asked me:
“Social media at work?”
“Collaborating.”
Regarding the increase of iCloud calendar spam leading up to Black Friday…
STOP; UNSUBSCRIBE ME,
I reply, inundated;
Away, fake Ray-Bans!
Regarding announcements from Sling TV and AT&T’s DirecTV Now to introduce cloud DVRs…
Stream, record, stream; but
I wait for a glory day:
NO MORE COMMERCIALS.
Regarding the U.S. Navy data breach that compromised over 130,000 sailors’ personal information…
Digital sea storm:
Even those who serve aren’t safe
From thieves behind screens!
Regarding NBCUniversal’s $200M investment in BuzzFeed, just in time to reassure me that I’ll have creative suggestions for my Thanksgiving leftovers…
I am so thankful
For articles, recipes;
Brainless consuming.
Regarding Google and Intel strengthening their partnership…
Strategic allies,
Growing cloud infrastructure;
Giants, shaking hands.
Regarding Oracle acquiring Dyn…
Stronger in the cloud!
Can Oracle win the web
As a “one-stop” shop?
Regarding BMW’s ride share expansion and pilot…
Get from A to B
While looking fly and fancy;
Pimp my taxi ride.
Regarding Twitter’s new muting and reporting tools…
Down with abusers!
Forget the Facebook scandal;
We can silence trolls!
Regarding Microsoft launching the new collaboration tool, Teams…
Another platform
For communications, lost
In a sea of memes.
Regarding China’s strict new cyber security law, in effect November 7…
New legislation:
Make more secure or controlled?
[Last line was censored]
Regarding Google displaying the US election outcomes in search results…
Sigh, America…
Google and you shall receive;
Half sure to grumble.
Regarding Microsoft’s Project Olympus server hardware designs shared at an early development stage…
“Open-source” hardware;
Sharing is caring, and this?
Unprecedented.
Regarding the new, improved Outlook mobile app that displays availability…
They hunt me, always;
No escape! Quickly I must
Set more “busy” hours.
Regarding CenturyLink’s pending acquisition of Level 3 for $34 billion…
Telecom giant:
Robust, high-fiber network.
Not unlike my gut.
Haikus regarding Friday’s massive DDoS attacks on Dyn…
Hark! Cyber chaos!
Precious Internet, attacked;
Killed my streaming jams.
Regarding Microsoft’s shares at an all-time high…
Microsoft stocks soar
Thanks to cloud, Office, Surface;
Can’t wait for LinkedIn.
